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Post 9-11 Flag Patriotism - An Ongoing Photo Journal Study 

  

Since September 11, 2001, United States flags have been popping up almost as fast as excuses for going to war.  This webpage is a study in how often this symbol of the country has creatively, but not necessarily respectfully, been used by people who are quick to put it up and even quicker to forget about it.  It is about businesses that would sell anything through flag  imagery.  Old Glory profiteering is everywhere.  Meanwhile, many want to pass an amendment to the Constitution protecting the flag from desecration while treating it as below.  

Since the Republic was founded there have been a few hundred cases of flag burning.  That's about one per year since 1776, hardly an excessive problem over the course of U.S. history.  Does this warrant a Constitutional amendment?   Will businesses be prosecuted for flag desecration through advertising?  See Part II below for a very small sampling of what business is doing right now with the United States flag.  

The Supreme Court decision Halter v Nebraska of 1907 holds to this day.  That decision determined that you cannot use the flag in advertising.  That means, not on a letterhead where  the Republican Party puts it.  Not on a bowtie.  Not on football, not on jewelry.  And though Bill may object, not on a thong (see below).  We're not saying that we agree; what we are saying is that all of it is protected free speech.  If you can wear a US flag as clothing, or autograph it as George W' does below, then you can burn it in protest, as rare as that protest might be.  Or, as distasteful as it might seem to be to us.

The current (2000 - 2004) administration continues to shred the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.  Adding an amendment to the Constitution protecting the flag from desecration should be interesting given all the "desecration" now taking place - see below.  A flag protection amendment is unnecessary in a society that values free speech.  We have become a country, however, that favors free speech that follows the pro-State line, but not opposition to it.  And "flag abuse" as free speech seems to be fine as long as the "flag desecration" carries along with it the correct patriotic message.  Precedents in recent history offer us a warning.  That brown tinge could indeed happen here.  
   

Just What is Flag Desecration?

  
Is it George Bush or Bill Clinton signing the flag in violation of the U.S. Flag Code?  Is it the manufacture of undergarments with flags on them?  Is it the wearing of flag ties?  Underwear?  Hats?  Gloves?  Shoes?  Boots?  Is it leaving the flag out in the rain?  Is it wiping one's feet on a flag rug?  Is it kicking a U.S. flag football?  Lying on a U.S. flag beach towel?  Is it leaving the flag out twisted in the wind and rain for days?  Or, is it making a circus display out of flying 7 of them from a VFP hall or 20 of them over a gas station?  Or, more fundamentally, is flag desecration the charge made against people who express their freedom of speech in a manner with which we or the State disagree?  We say the Constitution would be desecrated by passing any amendment that limits free speech, even if the free speech is in poor taste -- like many of the product examples posted below.  Support freedom and liberty by protecting the Constitution and in particular, the Bill of Rights.
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  The United States Code

    

Part I - Citizen Letdown?
  

   

Resident Bush signs American flags for workers at Beaver Aerospace and Defense after speaking about jobs and economic growth in Livonia, Michigan, Thursday, July 23, 2003. President Bush, in campaign-style speeches in states vital to his re-election, sought Thursday to make sure voters give him credit for rebates heading to millions of taxpayers this week. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak).  From the US Code, Title 4, Chapter 1, Sec. 8 (g). Respect for Flag::  The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.  AP Photo

clinton autographs the flag for school children in Christchurch, New Zealand, Sep 15, 1999.  From the website: http://clinton5.nara.gov/WH/New/APEC1999/flag.html

This New Hampshire chopped up U.S. flag from the Howard Dean for America webpage.
From the Howard Dean 2004 Campaign.  He should know better.

The US flag as part of an advertising display. Manchester VT- Aug 1, 2003

Granville NY August 11, 2003.  The Chamber of Commerce.

Chester VT - July 30, 2003 Chester VT - July 30, 2003 Manchester VT - July 30, 2003

Londonderry VT - July 30, 2003

 

This box intentionally white as that was the color of the paint on the paintbrush shoved into the lens of a camera taking a picture of the U.S. flag as it lay looped over a picket fence by its owner.

August 4, 2003

Dorset VT - July 30, 2003

Tangle and decoration?  No matter what side you come from, this one is backwards.  Two violations of the flag code here?  Granville NY Aug 11, 2003

The flag shirt.  Wearing the U.S. Flag as an item of clothing.  Bennington VT.  August 18, 2003

Upside down, backward and twisted mica.  As long as it sells.  A large food store in Granville NY. August 11, 2003

Lots of backwards, doubles and twists.  The more knots the better it seems.  Large food store Granville NY.  August 11, 2003

Patriotic bows.  Too bad they violate the flag code.  Does the flag really have red and white stripes on  both sides of the ensign?  Large food store Granville NY.  August 11, 2003

If you think the VFP post is more, more, more, more, more, more, more patriotic with more flag, then check out this gas station which is more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, patriotic.  Yup.  That's 20 times more patriotic than the ordinary single flag establishment, and 2.85 times more patriotic than the VFW up above.  Bellows Falls VT, August 12, 2003 .  See this display 6 months later to the right of this image. How we love Old Glory!?  Bellows Falls. March 19, 2004 on the anniversary of  the latest invasion of Iraq.  So we want a Constitutional amendment to ban flag burning, to stifle Free Speech, but this is somehow this is OK?  A twisted sense of parrotism.
Yeah Righ.  CBS News photo - Aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln where Bush lied.  You would think the White House and/or the US Navy would know better than to scrawl lettering across the U.S. Flag.  They should read the U.S. Flag Code!  If the flag protection amendment gets passed, it would stop all this "desecartion".  The lying is another matter. US flag as scarf ready to wear hanging from car mirror.  Granville NY supermarket parking lot.  Prevents ring around the collar.
7 original colonies.  Now a nation of only 3 states - with writing and heart-ons.  Wells VT, August 16, 2003.

Chester VT - July 30, 2003

What was that in the Flag Code about placing no words nor images on the flag?  Bennington, VT August 17, 2003.

    
     

Part II - Corporate Letdown?

The images below are examples of "flag abuse" by business, that is, if you believe that "flag desecration" should be an issue worthy of prosecution.  The images all come from the Internet from the business sites that sell these products.  Do we need a Flag Desecration amendment to the Constitution to stop this?  Or, is the Flag Amendment to only squash dissent - dissent that others  don't like while saying nothing about the use of flag in selling anything and everything?  Capitalism - good use of flag imagery to sell.  Dissent - bad.  Selectively screw the first amendment.  

How is it that a U.S. flag jock strap or bikini, or flag dress that drags on the floor is acceptable, but expressing oneself through the free speech act of burning it in protest is not?  We either all have free speech or we do not.  Is it acceptable then to throw any of the clothing items below into the laundry?  The trash?  Can we sit in them?  Eat food on them?  Drop them to the floor when we go to the bathroom?  Wipe our feet on them?  Can we burn any of the items below that have a flag on them?  Must we or can we put them into the trash when no longer needed or worn?  Simply put, free speech is just that, speech that is free.  We better keep it that way and stop  trying to define for others what free speech is for them, and stop defining what expressions of free speech are acceptable and what is not.    

  

Burmese dictatorship made Bush Cheney 04 Fleece jacket with 7 original colonies in Old Glory and 20 current states.  Could it be that 30 states left because of the Resident?

From the GeorgeWBush.com website where they illegally sell BushCheny04 Fleece jackets made in Burma.  The question is what kind of flag desecration is this?   And where is the outcry?

BushCheny Flag Desecration Part 3

BushCheney flag desecration Part 2

BushCheney Flag Desecration Part 4
Granted from John Kerry's unofficial HQ page.  The flag shoukd not be used to draw attention.

Last checked, the USA had 50 states, not 20 and 13 original colonies, not 7.
Bush 2004 campaign gear made in Burma

His campaign store sells a pullover from nation whose products he has banned from being sold in the U.S.

BY LAUREN WEBER
STAFF WRITER
Newsday.com

March 18, 2004, 9:49 PM EST

The official merchandise Web site for President George W. Bush's re-election campaign has sold clothing made in Burma, whose goods were banned by Bush from the U.S. last year to punish its military dictatorship.

The merchandise sold on www.georgewbushstore.com includes a $49.95 fleece pullover, embroidered with the Bush-Cheney '04 logo and bearing a label stating it was made in Burma, now Myanmar. The jacket was sent to Newsday as part of an order that included a shirt made in Mexico and a hat not bearing a country-of-origin label.

The Bush merchandise is handled by Spalding Group, a 20-year-old supplier of campaign products and services in Louisville, Ky., that says it worked for the last five Republican presidential nominees.

Ted Jackson, Spalding's president, said, "We have found only one other in our inventory that was made in Burma. The others were made in the U.S.A." He said the company had about 60 of thefleece pullovers in its warehouse, and that a supplier included the Burma product by mistake.

Bush campaign officials did not return calls seeking comment. The imports are potentially an issue because outsourcing has become a hot political topic in the election.

Bush last July signed into law the Burmese Freedom and Democracy Act, saying "The United States will not waver from its commitment to the cause of democracy and human rights in Burma."

Violators of the import ban are subject to fines and jail, according to the U.S. Treasury Department.

Burmese textile workers earn as little as 7 cents per hour, according to the National Labor Committee, a human rights group.

"If it is true, it is very contradictory because the sanctions were imposed by the Bush administration," said Bo Hla-Tint, a spokesman for the Burmese government-in-exile in Washington, D.C.

 Spalding, which works exclusively with Republican candidates at both local and national levels, tries to order American-made products, Jackson said. "Our first effort is always to source things from the U.S., but not a lot of garments are made in the U.S. Friday," he said. He said all embroidery is done in the United States.

The Bush-Cheney fleece pullovers were imported to the United States by Denver-based Colorado Trading & Clothing.

President Jeff Schmitt said Thursday the pullovers were  included in one of the last shipments brought in from Burma  last year before Sept. 1, when the import ban went into effect. "It's a terrible irony" that the Burmese jacket landed at Newsday, he said.

Schmitt said Colorado Trading employs an agent in Asia who conducts checks of factory conditions.

Human rights watcher Charles Kernaghan, director of the National Labor Committee, said the slip-up showed a lack of conviction on the administration's part. "Given the debate about outsourcing, it's amazing that the campaign would be selling stuff made in the most brutal country on earth, known for things like child labor and sexual slavery," he said. "It shows a crude indifference to this issue."

The National Basketball Association recently vowed to stop selling Burmese-made sweatshirts after a campaign by the NLC.

Last week, Newsday ordered a hat, T-shirt and fleece pullover or jacket from both the Bush and Kerry campaign stores. The Bush merchandise - which totaled $81.85 -  arrived this week. The Kerry products, worth $62, have yet to arrive because the fleece jacket was on back order, according to Financial Innovations, the company that licenses and sells Kerry merchandise on the Web site www.kerrygear.com.

The campaigns receive no profits from the merchandise because of federal election regulations. 

The Kerry merchandise was made in the United States, according to Mark Weiner, the president of Financial Innovations. The company, whose employees belong to the Communications Workers of America Union, sources most of its merchandise from union factories.

"It's becoming more difficult to find American-made union product, especially in textiles, but you just have to look.

We pay more money for them, so we make a smaller profit margin," said Paul McConnell, Financial Innovations' vice president.

Copyright (c) 2004, Newsday, Inc.

  

We kid you not.  These patriots put the U.S. flag on their dog.  We bet they're in favor of a constitutional amendment protect the flag from flag burning while Fido drools on it.

This flag abuse says it all.  Would a "patriot" really put writing on the flag?  Flag law Section 8(g) (g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.

Using the flag to sell peace, war, god, shirts, dogs, cats, frisbees, clothes, whatever.  The tag from perssonalizedpet.com  This one says "Peace".

Not one, not 2, but 3.  One on the back?  How about the underweal?  Section 8(d) flag code: (d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel.

Great at feeding time: "A baby salute to our great country and military! Unisex style--Great for boys and girls! This cute T-shirt has flag screenprint in Red, White, and Blue. It has red/white striped short sleeves with blue rib knit neckline. Hem is double stitch. Machine Wash Cold. Made by: Creepers. 100% Cotton. Made in Pakistan. "  Fido the patriot gets to drag the United States flag on the ground after wrapping a portion around his head.  Patriotism in ruff.  But at least it's "Hecho en America" but it should say "Hecho en Estados Unidos".

A real attention grabber.  These flashing beauties "....Brilliantly flashing LED shapes that you can wear as earrings, put on your clothes, or wear as tie-tacks etc. They come with super strong magnetic backs so you can attach them almost anywhere. "  Falg code section 3: "....call attention to, decorate, mark, or distinguish the article or substance on which so placed shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $100 or by imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or both, in the discretion of the court."

Stick it to me.  Saliva on the flag, not to mention food, and the imagination runs away.  To be placed on a tee shirt and other non-Consttitionally protected area.  From flag code sect 8(d): "should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free.." A tee shirt for believers who don't believe in respecting the flag.  Flag is the shape.  Flag code: Sec 8(g)" "g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature", and,  USC Chapter 1, Section 1: "The flag of the United States shall be thirteen horizontal stripes, alternate red and white; and the union of the flag shall be forty-eight stars, white in a blue field. " A patriotic improvemnet of the original.  This "glitter flag" goes on a tee shirt.  Perhaps we need a constitutional amendmnet to protect the original colors colors?  Forget about the Flag Code section 8(d): "d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel,..."
Forget the advertising, the proportion is wrong.  Flag car antenna ball.  Some patriots have even figured out how to kick Old Glory around and feel good about it.  This is a flag footbal.  For wearing on the floor of the US House when voting for Flag Protection Amendment, or, perhaps during criticizing dissent.  See the Flag Tie Below. For the wall and your heart.  Strange shape for the flag?  Silver stripes? From the website: http://www.villagestreetwear.com/amflagstor.html
A doll.  Flag sells Marines, and of course the doll, at early age.  Note to dog.  See flag bandana above.   "Young as he is, he already knows that "Semper Fi" - the motto of the US Marine Corps - means "always faithful." He can't wait until he's old enough to join "The few, the proud, the Marines," just like his Dad and his Granddad before him. One look at this little "Devil Pup" and it's clear he's already got what it takes! ." This unbelievebale item is for the kid at the left.  Note that the flag is backwards. Dry cleaning  flag bag.  For throwing in trash afterward?  Do we burn it?  Flaming groovy?  Toxic fumes from the plastic?  Health risk?
The real thing made out of surgical steel.  Unlike the tee shirt design to the left, this is a real flag tongue piercing jewelry.  Let's leave it that. Watch TV with this holey US Flag remote abomination.  Someone actually gave me one.  Good article on this remote here: http://www.monkeyrivertown.com/brains.php?ART=345  Note the incorrect number of stripes and incorrect arrangement.  Is that a whole (button) going through the start that represents Texas? These boots were made for walkin;, and, draggin' the US Flag on the ground. Bottom lip over flag.  Coffee drips and all.  In 3D too!
Tupperware.  You got at a party!  The ad for this piece says, "The mug is decorated with a U.S. flag".  Really.  5 original colonies and now down to three states are we. Let's lay it on the ground and crawl on it.  Great.  Spidey.  About 8 striped, 5 being clawed.  Go spidey.  From the website: http://www.cartoonfansclub.com/carchar-spiderman.html For use with the US Flag tie below.  Note: 7 original colonies that led to 50 states.  What happened to the other 6?  From of all places, The Marine Shop.  God Bless America!  From the webpage: http://marineshop.safeshopper.com/41/736.htm?465 "Elvis Prestley Patriot"
   Siren's Secret US Flag mini skirt. The sarong and the bikini together.  What happens to the US Flag when she sits down?  Perhaps, the tie on the left would go well together here. I fell through a hole in the flag.  For wearing in the US Senate when voting for the Flag Desecration Amendment.  See Flag Bowtie above.

Patriotic pillow for the greasy head.

Beach towel.  One wavy original colony.  For lying on in the sand.  at least it's made in the U.S.A.  Yeah!

An all U.S. male with Old Glory shrouded grapes. Wrong number of stripes.  Ensign too smal, too few stars.  What can one say?
A thong to tempt the conservatives.

Fpr rolling your mouse over.

"silky, feel-of-fur version of Old Glory" for reclining on.  Environmentally friendly. The flag is for the birds, literally.  9 original colonies with present state of the Unions having 10 states.  Impressive.  3 piece flag bed set.  For making whoopie on?
This hammock for lounging around while dressed like the guy to the left.
Goes well with the above?
Cutting board.  7 originall colonies and now 23 states.
For your cellphone. The flag donkey of unequal size to the elephant above.  Telling?
Patriotric pachaderms.  Mailbox for receiveing all the US flag paraphernalia.
 4,524 paper rolls, strung on lengths of twine 21 feet long, to construct the flag on the gym floor at Takena Elementary School.  Placed on the floor to get into the Guinness world book of records.  Albany NY.  You can tell the time, but what the hell is this thing?  Flag flying eagle landing on flags dropping on the ground.  Go figure.
For carrying all the patriotic flag goodies.  To be covered over by that cup of Jo.  Windsock.  To make carrier landings easier.  Flag umbrella.  Wrong ratio.  The flag is not a square not a sun, rain nor snow shield.
Napkins for wiping the face, or spills on the table.  What's the colors of the flag? We kid you not.  A "American Flag Wiggle Garden Stake" Windchimes.  Glove - 18.5 original colonies where you can "Show your patriotism with these new American flag patterned glove" . Tile coaster for the brewski.
Us flag saddle pad for sitting on and jockeying on.  Slot machine: match the US flags!  Red, white and win - the true meaning of democracy,  United Australia or Australia States two-for-one cushion with a tad over 11 original colonies demotesd to 8 states.
Flag tootsie roll candy.  Website claims that it is manufactured by Tootsie, Fido's dog bowl with 7 original colonies, 4 current states in a paw print on the field field. US flag smorgasborg/psychedelic bowling ball.  For knocking down those enemy pins good and hard.  Thump goes the flags when the ball hits the alley.
US flag lampshade, but heh, it's handmade!!  Rosary "made with 53 glass patriotic flag beads" each with a flag on them.  Paperweight, no color, with flag lying on table in background.
"Patriotic Jelly Belly" candy gift box.  US Flag and the Constitution rug.  You get to wipe your feet on both. Flag waving popcorn.  From the Popcorn Factory webpage.
Christ, cross, flag, tattoo.  Where's the guns and guts? US Flag beaded curtain.  For smelly feet over time.  5 original colonies. For stepping out to a presidential fundraiser - a vest and bowtie.
A "Unity Moonbaby", whatever, at least 25% of the proceeds go to "the September 11th Fund which aids the victims of this tragedy and their families." Cute and great for picking teeth after meals.
Barvest and hat.  For serving US flag beer?
Patriotic condoms (red, white and blue) sold in a US Flag box.  For the guy above with the grapes and the woman with the Flag thong.  Safe that way.
Lightup patriotic US Flag pinwheels.  US Falg handbags with 6 or 8 original colonies.  Take you pick.  US Flag heart tissue box cover. 8 original colonies and now 9 states!
The seller calls it "Patriotic Booty".  We call it scary. US Flag chocolates/  Eat it!
US Flag patriotic aliens from Roswell - where's Elvis?  Nixon?  Christmas tree minilight set with cross distortion in the starfield?  Here he is.  Without Nixon, but with the US flag.
US Flag wedding gown   How many original colonies?  28?  Some states bigger than others?  Texas in the cleavage?  US Flag Easter bunny with doh and two flags.  US Flag chocolate Easter bunny.  Called "Glory".  Uh.  An ominous item?
Cardiac US Flah lightswitch.  Keeps it pumping with illumination. When Santa comes marching home puzzle.  US Flah stress reliever.  Pump it!  US Flag Campbell Soup puzzle.  5 original cans seceeding f
Holey US Flag lightswitch pate.  US Flag jacket.  For getting married in to the woman above.  Star spangled ice cream Advertised as "At last a conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry's.  Like millions of fellow Americans, you enjoy ice cream but do NOT enjoy seeing your money funneled into wacko left-wing causes."  Yeah right.  Unilever, who owns Ben and Jerry's, a multinational corporation is left-wing.
US Flag Sunglasses.  Wowa!  28 original colonies.
US Flag, "Let's Roll" license plate.
US Flah with the cute, nice, kind bird, license plate.
US Flag jester hat.
Claimed to be "Disney Character Antenna Toppers."   Almost hot it right with 52 states.  Amen! Amen!  2.5 ounce fundrasing candy bars!  Called an "American Flag Square Pillar Candle".  Uh,  From Liberia?
US Flag billboard.  Billboard photo by Lisa Bennett / Fish flag abuse?  Holy mackerel!
Red, white and blue hot air in the red, white and blue flag balloon.  US Flag eagle booeknds.  Is this bird laying an egg on the flag?
US Flag cut into "B2 Stealth Bomber".  Reassuring?  Uh.  US Flag vibrator.  To be loaded on board the B2 bomber to the left.  US Flag credit cards.  Spend! Spend! Spend!  US Flag hat.
For the patriotic boo boo. Too precious to comment about.  "Patriotic Doll" with folded flag on dong's neck?  It's not what you think.  US Flag golf club head cover.  Ok.  Fore what?
UF flag pitcher set.  For pouring red, white and blue water>. "Angel America" a "USA Flags on blue sheer with gold/silver accents....wings may vary depending upon availability." Lots of US Flags on doll.

"Muscle pants...classic baggy style pants"

S Flag warmup jacket.  For Elvis?

Distorted US Flag soccer ball. Ring my chimes as the flag flutters.
US Flag "Patriotic Bakeware" - The "Stars and Stripes Pan".  US Flag cufflinks.  US Flag rugby shirt.

US Flag wristband for the sweats!

US Flag belt buckle.  US Flag 2nd amendment.  Bear arms get special treatment.
Wholey US flag license plate. US Flag spinner ring.  For street fights? US flags"Red, white and moo figurine" withe heart flag upsidedown.  Cows in disress?
US Flag car flormat.  Must need frequent vacuming, no?  For resting the feet on. US Flag cooler for keeping the US Flag beer cool. US Flag piggy banks.  Appropriate?
Lady Lberty using the flag for a dress.  And, it's not from France.  US Flag crosses earrings. US Flag cross pendant.
"The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders" show off their patriotism.  Rent them. Put it on the face.

"Patriotic Hollywod" flag with 4.1 original colonies and now 8 states.  That's growth.  From the webpage:where there is a list of entertainers who "do not hate America".  North or south is that?
     

Red, white and blue time.  US Flag watch "Patriotic Betty" Boop fabric.  Wearing the flag and laying on the flag.  You should know better Betty!
Fleece flag jacket for wearing when looking at the Old Gloried grapes to the right. Old Glory grapes holder Grapes holder 2.

Fatal woman flag set 1 frrom website:  http://fatalwoman.com/category.asp?cat=66&clothing=Patriotic

Fatal woman flag set 2. Fatal woman flag set 3.

Imagine.  This could be your next date?  USA Flag "gown"

That's right!  Put your name right over the flag!  I'm number One!!! BIG U.S. Flag and Hat.  A matched pair! Uh.  USA flag costume or cut up flag to slip into?  Call it a holey flag.

Hold me back.  I'm from the U.S.A.!

Gues what I have in my flag?

US Flag Robe set....ready....go....God Bless America.....

Sequin heart USA Flag tee shirt

Stars ans stripes pullover the wool over your eyes.

A USA flag cap with the distorted USA Flag.  I pledge allegiance....... USA Cap2 with distorted USA Flag.  Who the hell who wear this? USA Flag "stress ball" key ring.  Stress that sucker!
Yoh!  For the patriotic hippies.  US Flag bandana with beads.
More head stuff.  US Flag headband.
Nice bike.  Non US flag code compliant paint job. Passenger service inside Old Glory.

Raw RF power the patriotic way.  Not to be confused as a power amp for use with anti-war pirate stations.

See those folks below with US flags as jackets and the women with US flag beachwear above?  All their smiles are brought to you by US Flag toothpaste (at least as the flag is abused on their "patriotic" postcard).

Alabaster US flag frame of girl with US Flag.  Shouldn't she be wearing a US Flag hat with US flag pin and a smile brought to you US flag toothpaste?
    

Mousepad.  Roll it over Old Glory!

Thou shalt not put marks or messages on the U.S. Flag

Calling card.  Touch tone the Flag! Watch cap.  Wear on :"watching" protestors.
Yes.  "Let's Roll" and enforce the flag code!  No writing on Old Glory like this.  Damn.

Hole punch a star in the U.S. Flag and dew on cap.  The brim? Another story.

  
Roll the flag and slide into a pen barrel.  For writing letters supporting "Protect the Flag Amendment". Bounce the flag to the voting booth.  Old Glory and Microosft.  Yeah team coporate!!
  
A ruler to measure how "patriotic:" one is with you ad in-between the patriotism.  Buy! Buy! BUY!

Cocktail flags with buy something space.

A sipper for the Gipper.

    

God bless Uncle Samsanta Flag Clause.

Lennox "star Spangled Sante" provided by a reader of this webpage  taken from Seattle Times Sunday Oct.26, 2003 edition.

    

US Flag fleece jackets for the entire family.

Operation Iraqi Freedom coin.  Use to buy the US Flag toothpaste above with.

A US Flag plus more casket.  What can one say?
Is this the epitome of greed or what?  First, they take the U.S. Flag and then in defiance of the United States Code "desecrate" it by putting writing over if an then reduce the number of states down from 50 to 30.  Need we  ask whether this "beauty is" made in the U.S.A.?  But, no matter.  Hurry and order so that it arrives in time for Christmas.  That way, you can fly it in time to celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace.  And oh!  This "desecrated" flag makes you a "patriot" whenever you proudly display desecrated Old Glory indoors or out.  Anything for a buck!  Fly it while wearing the U.S. Flag Apple, or, is it the U.S. Apple Flag below.  It may violate the U.S Flag Code, but at least it's made in America, presumably the United States.

A waving flag bandana at its imperialistic best.  The empiire expanded to hundreds of states.

This one is for the birds.  9 original colonies.

No wonder people believe in UFOs?  Yes.  It's a hat. Reflectors for the bicycle spokes.  Colonies of different sizes.  Who can count em?
A psychedelic U.S. flag overkill apron or party dress or whatever? Actually, it's the United States flag.  Dial 1-800-ARROGANCE. The truck on the left should have four of these no?  Best if they are "studded".

From a website that "This brave voter from Iowa puts up her patriotic dukes to take on the failed shrub administration".  Failed it is, but getting pounded by USA Flag boxing gloves and getting all those body fluids over it.  Disrespext indeed.

Selling chocoloate in US Flag cup with drunken stripes and stars of varying sizes.

"14 kt. gold medallion with US Flag" - US Flag?  Is that what that is with 7 stripes and a diinky ensign?
US Flag (if you say so) weather vane so you can tell from which direction the B.S. is coming.

A "patriotic quilt".  More like scambled US Flag.

US Flag patriotic heart.  Anything passes.

This image from the Willi Nelson site.

Ayep. Mount that white God banner atop Old Glory.  From none other that the creationist nonsense "science fair" site: http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

From the Freedom GQ website.  Old Glory carved up into a "W".

Wrap that butt in Old Glory!  Good for the bottom line. Flag sewn in in as shirt collar.  Made in USA?  Union shop?  For a patriotic ring and round the collar.

Star-Trek flag studding

Uh. Called a US Falg "crystal ring".  Whatever.

US Flag carved on pumpkin.  Talk about spooky.

A US Flag Pin?  Looks like something superman might wear?

US flag boxer shorts with 16 stripes.  To relieve yourself whip out Mr. Happy right through the middle of Old Glory.

A flag noose to go with the corporate jacket.

By the light of Old Glory.

Roll the mouse on the retriever and the flag.  The dog is Canadian!

For the hot dog and hamburger vendors.

US Flag falming decals for side of car.  Shred that sucker!

Proud to be using the US flag for a logo.

What better way to spend your $$ than by writing on the US flag while spending it?

"Patriotic" Mardi Gras mask.  The star field is on the wrong side.

Aniwar US flag ad banned from billboard on Time Square during Democratic National Convention NYC 2004

A hunk finds a god thing to do with the flag.  Gotta love those conservative men.  No?

Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah at the Olympics Greece 2004

Iowa delegation at the RNC Aug 30, 2004.  "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America which I wear as hat a mere rag on my head as a symbol of undying patriotism, one nation never to desecrate Old Glory under God, with liberty for me and justice to those who would burn it as an expression of constitutionally protected free speech.  Amen. Privileged to be next to the Gropinator.

11-and-a-half stripes.  Not bad considering it is the masses.

US flag bomber jacket for the bomber to the right.

Porn star and Republican candidate for governor of California campaigns with Old Glory. as men around the country dream of being the flag.    The flag and nipples, god, guns, guts, and, grunts.

A US Flag Heart Italian Charm - how charming?

Huff and puff and then blow up this inflatable U.S. Flag pillow, then rest your weary head on it.  If you're camping, put it on the group.  Classy, no?

More of California gunernatorial Republican candidate  Mary Carey

Genetically modified U.S. Flag with 6, or is it, 9 original states?   With 12 states in the union today.  Take a bite out of that apple.

Bono exploits the flag at Superbowl XXVI and shows off armpits.

Madonna singing "Human Nature".  Sure is.

Brittany Spears with US flag as prop.

In Walt Dizzy's world the United States flag has only 30 states.

The U.S, flag as Schmata.  That a way to go FOX news!  You are some patriot general?

Ah yes!

  

Part III - Links

American Library Association Flag Burning Myths and Realities
The War Prayer - Mark Twain Mr. Bush and the Flag
Free Speech: Flag Amendment -
The Burning Flag Page
Flag Hucksters - Jim Hightower
  
A Few Words from Phil the Patriotic Flatworm
   
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